'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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