I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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