The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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