Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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