But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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