So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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