come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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