Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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