I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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