I don't remember. Are we still dating?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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