Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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