Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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