Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Is Oprah even human
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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