Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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