Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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