he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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