hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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