Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
you win again, gameday.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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