That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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