So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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