Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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