He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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