Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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