we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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