My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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