i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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