dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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