why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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