she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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