My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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