He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
there is glitter all over my balls
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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