did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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