whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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