All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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