One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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