If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
