Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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