Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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