so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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