It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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