Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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