i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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