This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
it glows. i had to have it.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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