So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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