my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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