Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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