Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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