Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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