Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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