office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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