She said her name was "party"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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