She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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