do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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