If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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